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The Lord Didn't Buy Her a Mercedez Benz

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1 The Lord Didn't Buy Her a Mercedez Benz on Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:11 am


Learning My Way Around
Learning My Way Around

Jesus is coming! Jesus is coming! Are you Rapture-Ready?? Ha ha ha ha ha!

A Jacksonville woman who said she is Jesus Christ's wife was charged with fraud Monday when she tried to purchase a car with a bad check.

Emma Kim-Tashis Harrison, 25, walked into the Coggin Pontiac dealership on Blanding Boulevard looking for some new wheels. She settled on a vehicle that cost almost $70,000, but things hit a snag when she grabbed her checkbook, according to a Jacksonville Sheriff's Office
arrest report.

A representative from a bank in California informed the dealership's financial manager that the account Harrison supplied was bad.

So were the names on the check. It was signed "Mr. and Mrs. Jesus and Emma Christ."

Officers who detained Harrison found a host of credit cards and checks in her purse, some issued to Emma Harrison and others made out to Emma Christ. She said she doesn't work but owns "a traveling Web site that people just deposit money into," according to the report. Investigators also discovered Harrison has never had a driver's license. She was charged with organized fraud, forging bank bills and uttering forged bills — all felonies.

She remains in the Duval County jail without bail.

And where was her husband in all this?

She said Jesus Christ would return next week to sign the paperwork and pick up the car.

Last edited by SoUncool on Mon Aug 17, 2009 1:54 pm; edited 1 time in total

2 Re: The Lord Didn't Buy Her a Mercedez Benz on Mon Aug 17, 2009 9:30 am


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I guess she's down to "making amends".. Love your title SU!

3 Re: The Lord Didn't Buy Her a Mercedez Benz on Mon Aug 24, 2009 10:20 pm


I guess her close and personal relationship with the lord didn't help her bank accounts much.
I think this woman might be certifiably insane. To go so far as to sign the checks as Jesus and Emma Christ, that sends off a cuckoo bell in my mind.
Keep praying Emma! I'm sure the love of your eternal husband will melt right through those bars in that jail cell.

SU the title did make me chuckle.... Laughing

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